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{01}
Boy: Excuse Me

Girl: Jee Kahiye?

Boy: Mere Hone Wale Bacho Ki Taraf Se
Apko Happy Mother’s Day. ;-)

{02}I also Love U too My Dear
Boy:
"I like U & I also Love U too My Dear"
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Girl: "I accept but no Sex because
I want to keep my Body for my
Future Husband."
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Awesome reply by Boy :
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"No Problem but don't ask for Money
I want to Save it for My Future Wife".. ;-)

Hahahaha

{03}
Imtehan Ki Tayyari K Liye
Dost Se Madad Mangi..

Us Ny Kaha:
Jo Aasan Lag Raha Hai
Pehly Wo Ker Lo.
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Phir
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Me Munh Per Chadar Le Ker So Gaya.. ;-)

Hahaha

{04}Aik student ne MBA ka form bharty hoe chukidar se pocha

Janab: Ye university kaise hai

Chukidar: Bohat ache hai, me ne be MBA ise university se kiy hai 😛 😀

{05}Teacher: ten chemical ke name batao

Pappu: Oxygen, carbon, florin, sumreen

nosheen, rameen and yasmeen 😛 😀

{06}Duniya ka sabse acha beta har

Maa ke paas hota hai

Lekin duniya ki sabse achhi

Biwi har padosi ke paas hoti hai 😛

{07}Larki walay: Hum shadi nai kar saktay

Larki abhi parh rahe hai

Larkay walay: Chalain hum ghantay baad aa jatay hain 😛

{08}Jab chota tha to andhere se dar lagta hai

Ab jab bijli ka bill dekhta ho to roshni

Se dar lagta hai

{09
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Jabhi koi friend thanks bole toh usse kehna:

Thanks mat bol, jab bhi koi 3 larkiya dikhe unhe

Mera number da dena aur kehna

ke aage 3 ko forward kare 😛

{10}Teacher pappu se

Koi aise jaga batao

jaha aurtein kam ni kerte

Pappu: Fire bergade

Teacher: wo kiyo?

Pappu: aurton ka kam aag lagana hota hai

Aag bhujna nai 😛

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February 20, 2017, 11:22:48 AM
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