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October 13, 2014, 08:21:20 PM
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IIT exam,
Santa got 1 question.
Prove
Sin x = 6n
Santa cancelled from both the sides.
Then
six=6
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wrote:
Kuch to standrd rakha karo IIT k ques ka

October 13, 2014, 08:22:38 PM
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Father to his son- How was the paper?
Son- bas pehla sawal chut gaya.
Father- acha,aur baki?
Son- 3rd mujhe ata nahi tha,
4th main karna bhul gya,
5th mujhe nazar nahi aya nd 6th paper ki pichli taraf tha meine dekha nahi.
Father gusse me bola- aur 2nd ques?
Son- bas sirf wahi galat hua hai!

October 13, 2014, 08:23:57 PM
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Teacher: Dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghat ka
ab aisa 1 aur sentence banao..
Student: Sania ka baccha na india ka na pakistan ka!

October 13, 2014, 08:37:44 PM
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Teacher - Agar Raat Me Machhar Kate,
To Kya Krna Chahie.
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Pappu - Chupchap Khuja Kar Sojana Chahie
Qki Ap Rajnikant To Ho
Nhi Jo Machhar Se Sorry Bulwa Loge.

October 13, 2014, 08:42:43 PM
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In Exam Hall A Girl To Boy:
Mujhe Bas Is Ans Ki Starting Bata Do
Baki Main Likh Lungi..
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Ladke Ne Dhyan Se Idhar-Udhar Dekha,
Fir Dhire Se Bola:"
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"The"

October 13, 2014, 09:22:24 PM
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Once Rajanikant Decided To Race With Time..

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Time Is Still Running

October 14, 2014, 07:02:57 AM
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Difference between girls aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?
You know what is the difference between girls aged : 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?

At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed.
At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story.
At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story!!

October 14, 2014, 07:05:28 AM
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TEACHER: Why are you late?
WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

October 14, 2014, 08:07:40 AM
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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White

October 14, 2014, 08:20:58 AM
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One Sardarjee , one day is at the railway station.He asks one man

"When will Rajdhani Express go from here"?
Man Replies 12.30.

"When will Punjab Express go from here"?
Man Replies 10.30.

"When will Deccan Queen go from here"?
Man Replies 12.30.

Thus the sardarjee goes on asking for all the trains. Now the man gets fed up and asks whether he wants to go to punjab by train or not.
Sardarjee replies, "NO. I only want to cross the tracks!"
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October 14, 2014, 08:25:24 AM
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Imagine Life Without Girls



The result

Markets silent

Streets empty

The police at rest

All mobile companies in loss

No SMS

No Flowers

No Valentine

No Candles

No Perfumes

All the men directed to Heaven.

October 14, 2014, 08:29:48 AM
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Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA .
A few days later he got this reply:


Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates.




Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.






Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.
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October 14, 2014, 08:32:37 AM
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NASA plans to send sardar to moon..In midway sardar jumps from the spacecraft and says "How dare u fool me..Today it is amavasya..so there will be no moon.

Where does he go next?

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He goes to GOD
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October 14, 2014, 08:33:55 AM
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An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.



A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'


The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'



So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

October 14, 2014, 08:36:57 AM
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Apne roop par itna ghuroor na kar,
Sab 2 din ki masti hai,
Tera husn bhi tab tak qayam hai,
Jab tak
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.Fair & Lovely sasti hai.


October 14, 2014, 08:40:09 AM
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Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the barman,
"Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?"

The barman says "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks

over and says, "Hello, what are you guys doing?"

Bush says, "We're planning world war 3"

The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

And Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14

million Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman."

And the guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman?!! !"

Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, "See, I told you no-one would worry about
the 14 million Pakistanis!"

October 14, 2014, 08:42:21 AM
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Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one
scooter & a traffic cop tried to stop them.
Santa said: Sorry bhaji, already 3 baithe hain bilkul
bhi jagah nahin hai

October 14, 2014, 01:03:32 PM
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Funny stupid responses.
*.Did you take a bath?" --> "Why, Is there one missing?"
*."Are you chewing gum?" -->"No, I'm John Smith."
*."I want to buy a dress to put on around the house."-->"Yes, Madam. How large is your house?"
*."What are you going to be when you graduate?"-->"An old man"
*."I spent three years in college taking medicine."-->"Are you well now?"
*.Do you say a prayer before you eat?"-->"No, we don't have to. My mother is a good cook."
*."I've got a surprise for you, honey. I brought a friend home for Dinner."-->"Who wants to eat friends?"
*."We are having mother for dinner, darling."-->"Make sure she's well done."
*."I want some rat poison."-->"Should I wrap it up or do you want to eat it right here?"
*."It seems that everything I say to you goes in one ear and out the Other."-->"Well, I guess that's why I've got two ears."
*."May I hold your hand?"-->"No, thanks, It isn't heavy."
*."Does water always come through the roof in this place?"-->"No, sir, only when it rains."
*."When will you straighten out the house, dear?"-->"Why? Is it tilted?"
*."Do you have big plastic bins?"-->"Yes, how many bodies do you want to dispose of"
*."Do these stairs take you to the second floor?"-->"No, you'll have to walk"
*."Now that you're married, you should have some insurance"-->But why? My wife isn't dangerous."
*."I have changed! My mind."-->Thank heaven! Does it work better now?"
*.Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?-->Customer: What other colors do you have?

October 14, 2014, 10:14:00 PM
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Dhoni's Mom: Go and bring some
vegetables from market.
Dhoni : But Mom, We are Loosers public are
in full anger.
Mom: Wear my sari and then go, no some
one will recognize you.
Dhoni goes to market wearing saree.
A Girl: Hi Dhoni ! how are you?
Dhoni got shocked.
Dhoni : How did you know, I am
Dhoni ?
Girl: Abay...... I am Kohli

October 14, 2014, 10:43:16 PM
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Ek bar ek ladka samosa ke bich ke aalu ko kha raha tha aur bahar ke hisse ko phek raha tha.
Dushra dost usse poochta hai ke tum samose kesirf aalu ko kyun kha rahe hoo?
Pehla: Doctor ne mujhebahar ke chejoko khane se mana kiya hai.

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