JOKES FOR HAPPINESS

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Kabhi tum gaur se dekho aaina !!
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Wah Wah
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Kabhi tum gaur se dekho aaina !!
Khud hi haskar kahoge
MADE IN CHINA

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main kabhi apni class mein topper tha.
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niche kya dekh raha h joke to upar tha.

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1 bar sabhi Professors ko 1 Plane me bithaya gya
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Fir announce kiya gaya ki-
YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI
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sab profesrs utar gaye
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Per principal bethe rahe..
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Logo ne pucha-
Apko Darr nahi lgta?
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Principal-
Muje apne Engineering studnts pr pura bharosa hai.
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Ye Start hi nhi hoga.!

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MAA-Beta Apple Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Beta Mengo Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Beta Orange Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Bilkul Baap Par Gaya Hai,
Chappal Hi Khayega.

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TEACHER- SANTA
1 AISA SENTENCE
BANAO JISME
URDU HINDI
PUNJABI ENGLISH
KA SAHI PRAYOG HUA HO?
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SANTA- ISHQ DI
GALI WICH NO
ENTRY!!!

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Mere kamre Me
Udte Ha Badal...
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Wah WaH..
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Mere Kamre Me
Udte Hai Badal.
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Mai Kuch Bi Likhu.. Padhte h pagal...

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Boy was teaching
maths to a girl..
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He
kissed her, again
he kissed her n
said, this is
addition then the girl kissed him n
said, this is
subtraction
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then
they kissed each
other n said, this is
multiplication.
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suddenly the girl's
dad came beat the
boy threw him
away n said .
this is
called
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DIVISION..

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A Girl After
Watchin' Her
Result In English
Subject .
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What I Failed In
ENGLISH ?
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UN-POSSIBLE

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santa -Yar tune
itne chote chote
baal kyu
katwaye ? .
Banta-
wo yar hajjam k
pas chhutte nahi the 3 rupye,
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to
main bola 3 rupye
ka aur kaat do...

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SANTA in the
court (sad):
Bachpan me agar
maa ki baat suni
hoti to aaj yeh din
na dekhna padta.
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JUDGE: Kya kehti
thi maa?
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SANTA:
Judge sahab aap
bhi chutiyon wali
baat kar rahe ho.
Jab baat hi nahi suni to kaise
bataau kya kehti
thi....

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College ke first day; Ladka: Tumhara naam kya hai? Ladki: Mujhe sab didi kehte hai.. Ladka: WOW MUJHE SAB JIJAJI KEHTE HAIN!

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Wo aaj bhi hume dekh k muskuraate hain
wah wah
Wo aaj bhi hume dekh k muskuraate hain
kambakht unke bachche hi kameene hain
jo maamu maamu kah ke bulaate hain

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Ghar k bahar ladka ladki se romantic bate karte hue kaha,

''janu andar chale, kab tak hum TEENO ese hi KHADE rahenge''

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Kal mila waqt to zulfein teri suljha doonga,
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Aaaj uljha hoon zara waqt ko sulajhane mein,
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Yun to sulajh jatee hain uljhi zulfein,
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Umar kat jati hai waqt ko sulajhane mein.

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Teri dosti mein khud ko mehfooz maante hain,

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Hum doston mein tumhe sabse azeez maante hain.
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Teri dosti ke saaye mein zinda hain,
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Hum to tujhe khuda ka diya hua tabeez maante hain.

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DEVDAS Of 2012..
Maa Ne Kaha Face Book Chor Do!
Abba Ne Kaha NIMBUZZ chor Do!
Doston Ne Kaha Mobile Se Balance
Churana Chor Do!
Paaro Ne Kaha Dew Peena Chor Do! Aur
Aik Din Aayega Jab Girlfrnd K Bachey
Bolengey..
Maamu Ab To Hamari Ammi Ka Peecha
Chor Do

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Why Santa Throw a Piece of Butter out of a window .. ??

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Beacause He want to see a Butterfly

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Some line dedicate to all
frds
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ye dosti badi ajeeb hai
dosto
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agar mil jaye to bate
lambi
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aur door chale jaye to yaade
lambi....

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Murga: I Love U
Jaan Me Tumhare
Liye Kuch Bhi Kar
Sakta Hu
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Murgi: Haye
Allah.! Such??
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Murga: Haan
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Murgi: Chal Fir Aaj
ANDA Tu De...

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Ek admi ne zoo me 3 language bolne wala tota
dekha jo english
hindi aur bhojpuri bolta tha.
Usne 3 language test karne k liye puchha,
who r u?
Tota: I m parrot.
Admi: Tum kaun ho?
Tota: Main tota hun.
Admi: Tu k hawa?
Tota: Tohre maai k dulha hai re burbak,ek bar
bata dehali ta bar bar kahen puchhat hawa...!